sedentarysecrets:

he’s my best friend

dyke-uncle:

omg its international lesbian day. happy lesbian day everybody . if youre a lesbian im kissing you in the way that french people do when they greet each other

(via bazpitch)

reversewerewolf:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

if i was in american prairies in the 1930s i would’ve stopped it

i would’ve eaten all the dust

it was already in a bowl and everything

(via newgenroys)

dasebeleren:

sign in a public library that says “subversive and readable”

(via spectreshepvrd)

richkidcityfriends:

who needs therapy when you can just make spotify playlist for every emotion you’ve ever felt

thomas-the-goat-of-satan:

lesbianshepard:

everyone shut the fuck up about literally anything else because today is a national holiday

(via missamerikendall)

herinsectreflection:

Spike and Faith are ridiculous characters because they both got one (1) crush on Buffy Summers and immediately proceeded to act as unhinged as possible about it.

(via sunnydalebimbo)

prisonhannibal:

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

(via solstilla)

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”

outfits to wear on a first date

(via gagged)

vapingbaby:

(via teapopu)

dykebluejay:

lesbians and bisexuals need to unionize and start biting people

(via abitofboth)

wild-zamboni:

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it’s wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

(via lemon-lark)

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

(via ratscrackers)